conspiracy theory of the day 1.04.05
watching this year's national championship beating, and watching the halftime musical entertainment (as bob stoops puts his foot up his oklahoma team's collective ass) i have two comments:
1. kelly clarkson's live mic messed up. you couldn't hear her voice for half of an inconsequential verse. this is simply a ploy to make us think this joint is live and as such, ashlee simpson (dubbed as a superstar? by what authority?) is not lip synching. really, people, what would give us that idea?
2. god help me, ashlee's kind of attractive in a suburban high school punk who doesn't quite know who the ramones, the clash or the x-ray spex are kind of way. but may she should lip synch. what the hell are those sounds? just appreciate her attractively-cut outfit, pico.
p.s. i thought they booed her a little at the outset but they really gave her the raspberry at the end.
p.p.s. i am proof positive that the liberal football media can put anything in front of me and i would watch it. damn, i want some oranges. and a car. i'm switching to china beach.
8 comments:
The weird thing is - one of my exams questions was about a hypothetical lawsuit where Ashlee Simpson sued Lorne Michaels because he made fun of her when she lip synced on Saturday Night Live. Not knowing much about Ashlee, I thought he was making shit up....
ashlee rocks and i think that the booing was not appropriate. if part of the reason of that was because of snl people should forgive and forget because everyone makes mistakes. i personally think that she was awsome.
i didn't care for ashlee's song and i thought her singing style... is questionable. come on! she's eye candy! she hit some notes and at some points, she did not. the booing was a little unnecessary but i DO like to see media creations who did not go through the slog work (that most bands probably do not do-- the gigging, the switching of band members, the doubt, the crappy jobs, the squalor in nyc or la) to get to "superstar" status.
Eye candy? Not with that nose...
Though I keep finding myself thinking, "Maybe... MAYBE I can rub one out to that..."
WOW. i wasn't going to go there, but word. serious, the nose is a cute slight imperfection. it's not even that big, but it does look off on her when she tries to coo to the camera.
The most reprehensible thing about Ashlee Simpson is her creepyass Dad. When I worked at the 1-7, I had to read through the transcript of an interview with Jessica. Dad is CREEPY, giving her a diamond "promise" ring so that she would promise to keep her virginity until marriage. A promise ring is one thing. A diamond one is a whole other level...
no kidding about the dad! i read on Defamer, I think, some excerpt from an interview with him where he was talking about how great Jessica's DD's are. Seriously, I know very few dads who could tell you what their daughter's cup size is. Creeepy
but, i mean... they are nice to look at. the comment.
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