conspiracy theory of the day 1.04.05
watching this year's national championship beating, and watching the halftime musical entertainment (as bob stoops puts his foot up his oklahoma team's collective ass) i have two comments:
1. kelly clarkson's live mic messed up. you couldn't hear her voice for half of an inconsequential verse. this is simply a ploy to make us think this joint is live and as such, ashlee simpson (dubbed as a superstar? by what authority?) is not lip synching. really, people, what would give us that idea?
2. god help me, ashlee's kind of attractive in a suburban high school punk who doesn't quite know who the ramones, the clash or the x-ray spex are kind of way. but may she should lip synch. what the hell are those sounds? just appreciate her attractively-cut outfit, pico.
p.s. i thought they booed her a little at the outset but they really gave her the raspberry at the end.
p.p.s. i am proof positive that the liberal football media can put anything in front of me and i would watch it. damn, i want some oranges. and a car. i'm switching to china beach.