In The Wake of A Three Run Homer 03.31.03

It's opening day for teams outside of the Angels + Rangers, who played last night. In response, in 30-degree weather, with 20-degree windchills, in front of a packed house desperately hoping for a good and competitive team for their $20 + dollar tickets, the Mets have laid a mother-f***ing egg. From the free agent Tom Glavine, to the possible fifth starter Mike Bascik, to the me-sized Scott Strickland, to guys who can't make throws without bouncing them--

I can't believe I came home early to see this shit. I mean, this s**t.

Ah, the joys of baseball season.