Rector? I Was Very Gentle When Tapping That Ass 8.10.05
A rector at St. Patrick's has been charged with shucking his vows, and his robe, and getting biblical with a married secretary. A man who railed against our sex-saturated society. At least he knows what he's talking about!
Nice work. Remember kids, don't become a priest because people will laugh harder when you are caught with your secretary.