I woke in the middle of the night, before the rain, to find my teeth on my outstretched tongue. I was confused. Mostly because I was mostly asleep. But there was my tongue. And I could not remember how to put it back in my mouth, or how to raise my jaws. Kind of creepy. I thought out the steps. Lift jaw. No, not that way. Yes, there you go. Bring tongue back in. Does it roll back like tarp? Will it just shrink? It took me a few moments to think that one through.
Finally, tongue back in the mouth. Now, jaw-- go down, down, there you go.
Never happened to me before... I went to wash my face, get my bearings.
Does this happen to anyone else? Or did I just post my freak flag?