Wednesday, January 28, 2004

Take A Whiff 1.28.04

This is the kind of letter that keeps me reading Savage Love. Misanthrope Anna, I blame your dirty influence.

[--explicit content beneath--]

You and your readers have been talking about poo-eating for a long time now. I would like to offer up an alternative that I think is kind of neat. Take a standard condom, fill it with peanut butter, twist the bottom, and insert into your ass (making sure to not let go). When the moment is right, untwist the bottom, release, bear down, and POO! Well, OK, not quite, but it certainly provides an alternative that might satisfy both the poo eater and also his bacterially minded sex partner. Let me know what you think. —I Can't Believe It's Not Poo

Try not laughing.

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