On my way home from class, a woman sitting next to me propositioned me with an offer to attend her church. She asked if I had a place to worship, offered me a pamphlet. I told her I did (though I haven’t been back there in years). As she wished me a good day and walked to the front of the bus, my mp3 player delivered this response:
Big titty b***h/ they think they is the s**t/ bring yo’ a** here/ and ride on this d**k/ ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride/ let me bang!
There are better and more appropriate responses, but I liked that one. DJ Assault? That boy needs the Lord in his life.